Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Twerking and Spanx

Hey sweet friends, I am so sad that I am so behind on reading everyone's blogs, I promise I will get to it very soon. While on the road yesterday between Odessa and Fort Worth I had some time between singing my heart out to get come confessions together for Kathy's Humpday Confessions.
I confess...I think the real reason why my dogs hate riding in the car is because of the lack of singing ability I have.
I confess...at my sister's wedding rehearsal, I twerked in front of her soon-to-be stepdaughter.
I confess...halfway through the wedding reception, I took off my Spanx and was "free balling" the rest of the evening.
I confess...that I'm considering getting a 4' tall redneck pool from Walmart.com because Texas Summers are fucking hot!
I confess...I don't wash my hair but every 3 days or so, because ain't nobody got time for that! But no really it takes me forever and a day to wash this mop.
I confess...that just this week Michael and I have already googled "race of Panda Express's owners", "white beans", "Todd Chrisley gay" and "Justin Bieber's neck tattoo"...I am seriously beginning to think we have a problem with googling shit.
I confess...that I HATE working out and eating "right". It's complete bullshit.
I confess...that we have been so busy lately that all I really want to do right now is to sit on my ass at home and watch some mindless reality TV.
 Vodka and Soda

The Hump Day Blog Hop

8 comments:

  1. I only like to drive when I know that I can blare anything I want and sing my face off. Otherwise being in the car is lame. I laughed so hard at "free-ballin". Amazing girl! Happy hump day!

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  2. Amen to the spanx reveal, didn't it feel great??? ahhhhhhhhhhh and healthy eating sucks balls, Ive said it before and I will say it again, sucks balls

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  3. girl you take off your spanx when you want! at weddings, i ditch my shoes and wear the flip flops i have stashed in my purse #dontevencare

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  4. OMMGGGG I have missed your posts and when I saw this title i died. These confessions are everythingggg

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  5. Hey Kristen!! It IS total Bullshit! I HATE working out and eating healthy, its like modern day torture. I..hate..it, lol! I am such a foodie at heart! ;)

    Lisa,xo
    http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/

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  6. I have been debating buying spans for a wedding I am in Friday and for my own wedding (this summer), but I am convinced I will just take them off then bust outta my dress the rest of the night!

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  7. When I saw the title of this post I knew I was going to love it even before reading it! Ha. I totally think we need a video of you twerking! Haha. AND – I went to a wedding a couple of weeks ago and wanted so badly to take my spanx off. But the bathroom was a tiny little thing with only 2 stalls and those stall walls weren’t very revealing if you know what I mean. And there was always at least 7 people crammed in there waiting for the bathroom or the mirror. Those babies came off the minute I got in the truck, though!

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  8. PS - I'm pretty sure we're long lost bffs!

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