Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Definitely a Dog Lady.

Well folks...I'm showin' my love again this week by linking up with funny lady Kathy and her man crush Ryan Gosling over at Vodka & Soda. This week I'm going to really try to get down to the nitty gritty of why I am a complete nut case over my dogs.

I would like to take this time to thank Kathy for being the cheapest therapy this girl could ask for each week.

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                    Jackie                                                             Scooter         

 -To protect Jackie, I pick up and hide all the feathers of the decent chickens that she has stolen from our neighbors. How white trash and sketchy does that really sound?!

-When Scooter is humping his boy cousins, I tell Lane he is just trying to get a piggy back ride.

-When travelling and we make a pit dogs will poop...and I don't always pick it up! Free fertilizer, your welcome!

-Scooter is a homosexual and I accept him for who he is.

-If I'm home alone, my dogs go into the bathroom with me no matter what event is taking place. Beeeecause in my head that will be the time a murder will enter my house and break into the bathroom. At that point my fur balls will unleash their inner beast and chew his knees off!

-I find myself sometimes bargaining with my dogs. "Scooter, if you let me sleep 10 more minutes, I'll give you extra Scooby snacks!"

-If either of my dogs stick their tongue in my drink....I don't always get a new one.

-I say "Bless You" when my dogs sneeze.

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Happy Humpday, friends!


  1. awww i love this!! i dont care what anyone says: dogs are like your children. you care and feed them and love them and fear for their safety. thanks for sharing these adorable pups with us/me :)

    and thanks for linking up!

    -kathy | Vodka and Soda

  2. You have the cutest pooches!! I love all animals{except for creepy horses}, but I am totally a crazy cat lady. Something about their absolute indifference is just so endearing to me...hahaha!

  3. I mean I don't see anything wrong with any of these...

    Also glad to know I'm not the only one who lets my dog in the bathroom when I'm home alone. Always.

  4. I so love this post. I totally say bless you when mine sneezes too. Seamus will push himself into the bathroom when ever I am in there so I never close it all the way.

  5. Hey Kristen! That is so darn cute! I love the photo's of them, VERY handsome they are! Whenever one of my cats sneeze, I ALWAYS say Bless you lol! I cant help it. I guess that's how you know your an animal lover. haha! Hagw! xx <33


  6. Oh goodness- I'm concerned we can't be friends if you don't pick up your dog poop. This is so sad because you're so funny.

  7. Ohhh your dogs are precious! Is it possible to be a cat person and a dog person at the same time?! Because I think I am, I love them both equally! I can't wait until I don't live in an apartment anymore and I can have pets!!

  8. Bahahahaha "piggy back ride"... that's awesome!

  9. Awww, you say Bless you. I'm a dog person too! I've got 2.

  10. This is hilarious! I love it. That's what we tell Mason, too when he sees dogs humping "Piggy back ride". hahahaha