ABC's of Me

Good Morning Darlings!

A-Age, 28 years young. No Joke, I just had to think about this because I was not sure. #oldpeopleproblems

B-Bitchy, I can admit that I am not the most pleasant person to be around those 2 weeks out of the month.   

C-Calm is something I am not. EVER. I am a self-diagnosed crazy person.

D-I loved dodge ball in elementary school. Nowadays, I daydream about playing it with some of my least favorite people. :)

E-Entertaining is one of my favorite things to do, I could have a get-together with friends and family every weekend for whatever reason.

F-Fuentes is my last name, just an FYI if any of you are planning on stealing my identity….find someone else. It’s not worth it to take mine, I promise. Ha!

G-Google is my go-to problem solver. The hubs and I make bets quite often and since everything you read on the internet is true, we really rely on Goggle.

H-Is it weird I thought dirty when I came to the letter “H”? I'll skip this one to save on making things uncomfortable around here.

I-I might need a intervention for my addiction to reality TV.

J-I have juggled with doing the right thing or actually slapping the shit out of Michael’s ex-wife many of times.

K-Kind people don’t slap their husband’s ex-wife….so I am kind. :)

L-Laughing is my favorite medicine

M- I have NEVER played Monopoly.

N-I use to write for my high school’s newspaper. Nerd Alert.

O-The ozone is probably damaged because of the amount of hairspray I’m known for using.

P- My dream job has always been to be a photographer.

Q-My husband was the quarterback in high school.

R-After wrecking our 4 wheeler, I had a broke a rib.

S-Shopping for me is therapy and cardio.

T-My teenage years gave my parents a lot of grey hairs…makes me rethink reproducing quite often!

U-Unicorns are REAL.

V-I want a wine vineyard in my backyard instead of a garden.

W-Whiskey is probably the only liquor I can’t drink,  the smell makes me want to vomit on your shoes.

X-X-Rays in my mind are very similar to the little memory erasers that Will Smith used in Men in Black. So, I have always tested my memory after a X-Ray. Don’t Judge Me.

Y-Not all Texans say “Yee-Haw”…actually I don’t know any that do.”Ya’ll” is whole other story though.

Z-The zombie trend does not entertain me. What-so-ever.