Monday, March 24, 2014

ABC's of Me

Good Morning Darlings!
A-Age, 28 years young. No Joke, I just had to think about this because I was not sure. #oldpeopleproblems
B-Bitchy, I can admit that I am not the most pleasant person to be around those 2 weeks out of the month.   
C-Calm is something I am not. EVER. I am a self-diagnosed crazy person.
D-I loved dodge ball in elementary school. Nowadays, I daydream about playing it with some of my least favorite people. :)

E-Entertaining is one of my favorite things to do, I could have a get-together with friends and family every weekend for whatever reason.
F-Fuentes is my last name, just an FYI if any of you are planning on stealing my identity….find someone else. It’s not worth it to take mine, I promise. Ha!
G-Google is my go-to problem solver. The hubs and I make bets quite often and since everything you read on the internet is true, we really rely on Goggle.
H-Is it weird I thought dirty when I came to the letter “H”? I'll skip this one to save on making things uncomfortable around here.
I-I might need a intervention for my addiction to reality TV.
J-I have juggled with doing the right thing or actually slapping the shit out of Michael’s ex-wife many of times.
K-Kind people don’t slap their husband’s ex-wife….so I am kind. :)
L-Laughing is my favorite medicine
M- I have NEVER played Monopoly.
N-I use to write for my high school’s newspaper. Nerd Alert.
O-The ozone is probably damaged because of the amount of hairspray I’m known for using.
P- My dream job has always been to be a photographer.
Q-My husband was the quarterback in high school.
R-After wrecking our 4 wheeler, I had a broke a rib.
S-Shopping for me is therapy and cardio.
T-My teenage years gave my parents a lot of grey hairs…makes me rethink reproducing quite often!
U-Unicorns are REAL.
V-I want a wine vineyard in my backyard instead of a garden.
W-Whiskey is probably the only liquor I can’t drink,  the smell makes me want to vomit on your shoes.
X-X-Rays in my mind are very similar to the little memory erasers that Will Smith used in Men in Black. So, I have always tested my memory after a X-Ray. Don’t Judge Me.
Y-Not all Texans say “Yee-Haw”…actually I don’t know any that do.”Ya’ll” is whole other story though.
Z-The zombie trend does not entertain me. What-so-ever.


  1. I would be rich if I had a nickle for every time I say y'all in a day. Texas is my favorite state. Seriously I can't believe I live in a basketball fanatic state. Who cares about basketball when there is football free agent drafting going on. We visited San Antonio and Corpus Christi when I was in high school. I didn't want to leave.

  2. I love this!!! Unicorns are real!! And I need a vineyard too:)

  3. I find the zombie thing so entertaining! I love the Walking Dead!

    Dodgeball was definitely my favourite!

  4. Great post and I don't get the zombie thing either, yet my husband love all of it.

  5. zombies rule all. and laughing is the only way i get through the day!

    Vodka and Soda

  6. Girl, X-Rays freak me out already, but now I will think of mind poofing now too!
    Whiskey is totally my friend.
    Google helps me be correct 99% of the time!

  7. This is a great post idea! I cannot believe you've never played Monopoly! And shopping is definitely my favorite hobby ever!

  8. Oh my gosh I forget how old I am all.the damn.time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bahahahahah

  9. I'm curious which H word came to mind. haha! Hump?

  10. You need to bring your hilarious self to my house and play some Monopoly, like, right now.