Tuesday, March 11, 2014

He Does Laundry and Farts...

Remember when I told you guys about our anniversary last week and shared that mushy line about Michael being the best thing that has happen to me?....
Well…
I just knew all ya’ll have been on the edge of your seat since then, wondering how my hubby makes my life better. So given that I have had 2 glasses of wine since watching The Bachelor…I decided to give you all a few examples of why he is no Tom Cruise but still completes me.

-When he passes gas, he fans it in the opposite direction of me.
-He accepts my recent snoring.
-While in New Orleans, he hungout in a gay bar with me, while I scouted out a gay male best friend.
-Also, while in New Orleans…he held my hair back from touching the toilet.
-A couple weeks ago he decided he wanted to cook a great steak for himself…instead each of our dogs had a VERY well done steak for dinner that night.
-Instead of turning the radio off when I proceed to show off my singing abilities, he just turns it up louder so it saves him a headache and I still get to become Carrie Underwood in the car.
-He did laundry that one rare time…and he went from attractive in my eyes to me wanting to jump his bones right there on that clean laundry pile!
-Last night he poured me a glass of wine...to the top of my wine glass. He understands me so well...
-His way of cleaning is spraying Febreze.

-He gives me more comments when I wear burnt orange! (Hook’Em Horns!)


10 comments:

  1. I love everything about this. What is it about a man and a pile of clean laundry??

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  2. haha I love this! Sounds just like us!

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  3. Haha, love this! So, did you find your male gay best friend?

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  4. aww so cute. when my husband farts, he laughs his ass off but that's ok because i do the same!

    -kathy | Vodka and Soda

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  5. How nice of him to fan it in the opposite direction! Andrew just farts then blames the fart on me.

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  6. haha this is great!! I love the fart fanning, that is sweet hahaha

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  7. Okay..so I loved the fact that you were out hunting for a gay man best friend..Love it!!

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  8. Wow... the opposite direction?! We WAFT that shit AT each other! hahah

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  9. Sounds like true love! Especially fanning farts in the opposite direction. Shawn always tries to gas me out!

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