I have a minor addiction to reality television…..so much that my husband calls me REALITY TV QUEEN in public. That statement is kinda true.
But, he just doesn’t get it that I am a better person and wife because of reality television.
-I appreciate and cherish the level of education I have after
repeatedly watching Party Down South and Jersey Shore.
- I have more self-acceptance after watching My Strange Addiction
and Hoarding; Buried Alive. I mean because gaining 10lbs is nothing compared to
living in a house full of 100 dead cats.
- I am more knowledgeable of hunting and embracing my
redneck ways after watching Duck Dynasty which lets me relate to him in more
ways.
- Wanting lip injections for years and a day I decided they
weren’t for me after watching Taylor’s mouth on Real Housewives of Beverly
Hills over the years.
-TopChef makes me a better cook-Never mind that is the farthest from the truth.
Nothing will make me a better cook.
-I made it through high school without getting pregnant;
Teen Mom participants can’t say the same.
-RuPaul’s Drag Race shows me how a queen is supposed to act.
Anddddd....if you have not seen a episode of Mob Wives, I really do not know what the hell you are doing with your life and I feel sorry for you.
Because...
IT'S PURE GREATNESS.
All of their "problems" also make me feel so much better about my life :)
ReplyDeleteI am a Mob Wives addict, but they scare me. I watch all reality TV too, it's sad but it's true and I love it!
ReplyDeleteI don't ever plan on watching reality TV- like its not on my set schedule like a lot of other crap I watch BUT I do get sucked in for hours once I watch a single episode.
ReplyDeleteHey Girl! I saw where you were following me on GFC so I checked out your blog. I LOVE it! I love this post! It cracked me up! Looking forward to checking out your future posts!
ReplyDeletei admit, i used to watch Jersey Shore religiously! that was pretty much the only reality tv i watched. my husband on the other hand - a total junkie. he even watches the bachelor and i totally make fun of him for that hahaha!
ReplyDeletethanks for linking up!!
-kathy | Vodka and Soda
YEAH!!! Can I tell you how excited I am to hear that you watch Party Down South....I mean isn't it awful?? Like honestly I think I lose braincells after watching it.... "I'm a Boudreaux" oh my Lord terrible for sure!
ReplyDeleteThat lady's mouth is SCARY!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! This is greatness. And sadly, I've never seen Mob wives. I know...I KNOW!
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