It is probably against all blogging rules to post 2 link-ups in one day but last time I checked, I am a well known rebel so I'm doing it anyways!
So, for my second post of the day, I am finishing sentences with Holly & Jake. :)
1. I
always pick…Yoga pants or leggings instead of actual pants.
2. Look
at the size of those...tree trunks…my mistake, those are my damn
thighs.
3.
I recently learned…I snore, like a
woman whose respiratory structures are vibrating due to an obstructed air
movement during breathing while sleeping.
4. Only
when no one is looking…do I proceed to dance like Beyoncé in front of the refrigerator
light.
5. I
lost my...virginity.
6. I
was certain I'd…have a reality show by now; I can guarantee my shit storm is
TV gold.
7. There
is not enough liquor in the world for me to….be a teacher….I have uber respect
for you ladies that are, but I would be the teacher on the 10:00 news for bitch
slappin’ some smart ass teenager who
tried to disrespect me.
8. I
just finished... talking to myself in the bathroom mirror at work to see
how my face looks while I’m speaking.
9. Why
does everyone have to be...Lame…so what if I got drunk at my 4 year old niece’s
birthday party. She didn’t know.
10. It’s
very rare when I...don’t have to google how to spell a word that exceeds 5
letters.
11. If
I were a dog…I would want to be any hot celebrity’s bitch, that way I can snuggle
with him and bite any other skank bitches that came near my man.
12.
I don't believe...in sobriety. -Real talk-
Enjoy your weekend, friends!
Haha! Nothing says party like a 4 year old birthday! :D And I would totally want to snuggle with all the hot celebrities. I like the way you think.
ReplyDeleteHahaha... we must be sisters from another mother. I could have written all of those answers!
ReplyDeleteHHAHA words cannot describe how much I loved reading this post. I am a HUGE fan of yoga pants and leggings over pants. This is hilarious. Have a great weekend girl.
ReplyDeletethere's no rule in blog where you should do just one link up. or even 1 post a day. i do as many as i want and wish to do. Why? 1. it's my blog and i can do what i want. :p
ReplyDeletecome join the blog hop challenge. http://hotpinkowl02.blogspot.com/2014/02/blog-challenge.html here's a 3rd link up. :p
I have the tree trunks too!! Grrr. :)
ReplyDelete9. Why does everyone have to be...Lame…so what if I got drunk at my 4 year old niece’s birthday party. She didn’t know. <-------- YES! This made me laugh so hard. This was me last weekend at a birthday party for a 2 year old.
ReplyDeletehahaha tree trunks, I have those! And I always pick yoga pants and leggings too, duh!
ReplyDeleteYou make me laugh! Love this. I’d watch your reality show in a heartbeat. I love that you talked to yourself in the mirror to see how you look when you talk because that’s something I’ve done before. Ha.
ReplyDeleteOh and I guaran-damn-tee my tree trunks are bigger than yours! haha
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