Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Aunt Flow, Cheetos & Box Wine

Hey Y'all! 
I have so missed this link-up...about as much as I miss fatty foods while dieting! And just so were clear that's ALOT! I always know I can get a damn good laugh on Wednesdays with all you funny ladies!

I confess...that I opened a bottle of wine at 3:00 on Monday and it was gone by 5:30 when Michael was just getting home from work. And I don't regret it one damn bit...




I confess...I’ve contemplated becoming an full-time alcoholic to lose weight. My Aunts live on box wine and never gain a pound but if I eat celery I gain 3. 

I confess...that I could eat Flamin' Cheetos every. damn. day. They are like a spicy drug for me. 

I confess...that since Aunt Flow is here for the week....I have been a RAGING BITCH! My whole body hurts, I'm hot, and I need these ninjas removed from my ovaries.  

I confess...with Michael and I trying to eat healthier I told him he better not lose more weight than me, but if he were to ever tell me I better not get too fat, I would throat punch him in his fucking sleep! 


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Vodka and Soda

13 comments:

  1. when i started my weight loss journey, i killed myself for MONTHS working out and eating 100% clean. no one said a damn thing. then my husband started, worked out and his eating was meh but after two weeks, everyone was raving about how much weight he lost. WTF?!?

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  2. I hate it when a woman puts extra effort into losing weight and a guy drops it faster. It's annoying!!

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  3. hahaha guys always lose weight faster! it is so not fair. also i did that whole bottle of wine thing the other day, zero shame.

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  4. I just rediscovered box wine because I am so broke... I don't hate it. I wish it made me lose wieght lol!!!

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  5. I said the same thing to my family about becoming an alcoholic lol

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  6. Noooooo not box wine!! Lol. I kid. Flamin' hot cheetos omg all day long girl. All of a sudden the bag is empty and I hate myself.

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  7. I love the x's and o's Cheetos! Those were my favorites :D

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  8. Mmmm...An alcohol diet sounds awesome, gotta look into that. Haha!

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  9. So annoying how guys lose weight so much more easily!

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  10. Congrats on your anniversary girl! Oh and those flaming hot Cheetos are like straight up crack!

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  11. Love this! Found you on the link up! I seriously hate that guys lose weight faster than us, makes me crazy!

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  12. I've seriously comtemplated replacing my diet with booze. My husband said it wasn't a good idea. I disagree.

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  13. An instructive post. People to really know who they want to reach and why or else, they'll have no way to know what they're trying to achieve. People need to hear this and have it drilled in their brains..
    Check for healthy living tips..

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