What I'm Thankful For...

I'm thankful for...

My contact lenses, without them I would seriously be in public looking like a circus freak with coke bottles for glasses.

I'm thankful for...

being able to go 28 whole years without ever breaking a bone.

I'm thankful for...

My pillows, don't they just make the whole sleeping experience that much cozier? 

I'm thankful for...

 the “we will make anything you like into a vodka flavor” trend right now. 

I'm thankful for...

Reality shows like Extreme Cheapskates and Hoarders, they make me realize just how good I’ve really got it.

I'm thankful for...

The invention of heated car seats.

I'm thankful for...

Hot water, how miserable would showers be if the water was 40 degrees!

I'm thankful for...

Bras, even though some woman in Walmart choose not to wear them.

I'm thankful for...

My hair products that tame my wild lion's mane when I need to be seen in public.

I'm thankful for...

Braces, y'all should have seen my chops before getting them in 5th grade. Believe me when I say I’m grateful for the metal-mouth experience.

Hope all you fabulous people have a great Thanksgiving! 

My Makeup Hates My Face

Do you ever feel like your makeup dislikes your face and its on a secret mission to make you look as worse as possible on the day your bound to run into your husband's ex girlfriend?? Well. I do. It's how I have been feeling lately and it's beginning to make me cray cray! I apply my makeup pretty much the same way every time, and majority of the time it looks great, and I'm oh so happy. But thennn I can do the exact same steps a couple days later and instead of looking flawless, I look like I was spawned from circus clown rejects.

So, WTF?! Why?!

 I can not be the only one who has had this problem....It is kinda like bad hair days, one day you have Kim Kardashian before she went dishwasher blonde and the day following you look as though your an extra on the set of The Lion King. I guess my makeup or face just has bad days? I moisturizes, use great makeup and makeup brushes, so I do not know why my makeup and face won't cooperate everyday...