I have a minor addiction to reality television…..so much that my husband calls me REALITY TV QUEEN in public. That statement is kinda true.
But, he just doesn’t get it that I am a better person and wife because of reality television.
-I appreciate and cherish the level of education I have after
repeatedly watching Party Down South and Jersey Shore.
- I have more self-acceptance after watching My Strange Addiction
and Hoarding; Buried Alive. I mean because gaining 10lbs is nothing compared to
living in a house full of 100 dead cats.
- I am more knowledgeable of hunting and embracing my
redneck ways after watching Duck Dynasty which lets me relate to him in more
ways.
- Wanting lip injections for years and a day I decided they
weren’t for me after watching Taylor’s mouth on Real Housewives of Beverly
Hills over the years.
-TopChef makes me a better cook-Never mind that is the farthest from the truth.
Nothing will make me a better cook.
-I made it through high school without getting pregnant;
Teen Mom participants can’t say the same.
-RuPaul’s Drag Race shows me how a queen is supposed to act.
Anddddd....if you have not seen a episode of Mob Wives, I really do not know what the hell you are doing with your life and I feel sorry for you.
Because...
IT'S PURE GREATNESS.
